“We’ll switch to red because this is wrong.”

“Certainly if they were 95 I’d give them a discount.”

“We’re multicolored today. It’s pretty exciting.”

“Yes, they are amazing pictures. I’m pretty sure I even made them myself.”

“We’re meeting in Annenberg for a fun and exciting midterm.”

“We’re totally just gonna nail.”

“It’s always better to be a little more explicit if you can.”

“I’m not an artist, I’m just repeating what the artists tell me. I’m actually blue/green color blind.”

“Oh purpley thing, I love you!”

“That might just be because I’m a dull guy.”

“You guys might get out way early. I know you’ll be really disappointed.”

“If you’ve got friends in my other class, give ‘em hell.”

“I told them I’m going to keep telling jokes even if they’re not laughing, and sure enough, they’re not laughing.”

“I was drunk, and so I slept with him.”

“I don’t really have a strong idea of what I mean by that.”

“I used to get that all the time at Cal, because there’s a lot of fundamentalism there.”

“I’m going to start all of my tutoring sessions that way. I’m ignorant.”

“It’s hard to judge, but it’s like porn. You know when it’s not going to fit.”

“It’s really nice to see that someone’s actually thinking.”

“Well it comes and goes, it was pretty bad last week, but now it’s back to how it was before.”

“Yeah, my case of gonorrhea is like that too.”

“People who’ve been to hell, but they’re not gonna stay there. They can work their way out. It’s like freshman year at Stanford.”

“If it’s the fifth or sixth week and they look really depressed, you know it’s the RBA.”

“You mainly won’t see anything terrible. The problems will be more exotic.”

“That was my favorite experience in the class. And it wasn’t even during class. And the teacher had nothing to do with it!”

“If you’ve got a GED and a pulse you can come to that school. You’d look at someone’s ACT and it’d be like a 6.”

“How do you pronounce that? Though. How do you pronounce that? Rough. Why?! Whyyyyyyy?! And cough, and through. Wassup?”

“Use at your own risk!”

“Yeah, I have that tattooed on my penis.”